I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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