Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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