He passed out mid-signature
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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