Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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