Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This baby is an asshole
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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