No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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