I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Randomize
