Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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