i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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