I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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So much rum. So many feels.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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