Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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