I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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