is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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