yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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