dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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