im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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