i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Everclear isn't food dammit
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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