Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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