I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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