Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.