i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(