I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I think my moral compass just broke