Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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