he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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