how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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