I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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