At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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