sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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