normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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