Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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