you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My feet surprised me
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