I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
