Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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