So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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