Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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