Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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