Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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