Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Are we still banned from the library?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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