I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Tornado booty call.. dedication
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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