What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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