I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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