You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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