yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
