i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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