Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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