is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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