words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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