C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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