used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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