Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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