my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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