In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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