I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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