idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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