I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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