just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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